Lighten Up!
Recently President Bush visited an elementary school to give a civics presentation. After he finished, he asked the boys and girls, "are there any questions?'
A boy by the name of Bobby raised his hand and asked, "I have 3 questions: How did you win the election with fewer votes than Al Gore? Are you using the Patriot Act to limit Civil Liberties? And, why havn't you caught Osama bin Laden?
Just then the bell rang and the teacher announced it was recess.
Half an hour later the children returned and President Bush said,"Let's start where we left off. Are there any more questions?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "Is it really legal to hold suspected terrorist without letting them talk to attorneys? Why did the recess bell go off 10 minutes early? And, where the hell is Bobby?"
A boy by the name of Bobby raised his hand and asked, "I have 3 questions: How did you win the election with fewer votes than Al Gore? Are you using the Patriot Act to limit Civil Liberties? And, why havn't you caught Osama bin Laden?
Just then the bell rang and the teacher announced it was recess.
Half an hour later the children returned and President Bush said,"Let's start where we left off. Are there any more questions?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "Is it really legal to hold suspected terrorist without letting them talk to attorneys? Why did the recess bell go off 10 minutes early? And, where the hell is Bobby?"
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